you put a sock on your d-ck and a f-ck a girl with lightning speed so you give her v-g-n- carpet burn
girl, im gonna pull out that carpet burner on you tonight 😉
- mexican dogt*rd
when you drip sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers -n-l cavity, which is followed by a p-n-s. i gave my girlfriend the mexican dogt-rd last night, she’ll be sh-tting her brains out for weeks.
- alpha dump
when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus -sserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma. i took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. the other two left immediately.
to change forms, usually across different species but sometimes within the same, only gaining a different appearance. usually has to do with magical creatures. a werewolf will shapeshift from man to wolf during the full moon.
- never preached
to tell the truth. debra: it’s a long walk around biltmore estates. i’m glad i wore my sneakers. candace: you ain’t never preached before in your life. josh: it’s a blessing that hillary wasn’t elected. caleb: son, you ain’t never preached before in your life.
- crazier than an inbred schnauzer
edith pr-ckley, a central character on sctv in the 1980s, referred to someone as “crazier than an inbred schnauzer.” schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it. he’s crazier than an inbred schnauzer.