Carpet Cruiser
a person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. it is now 6 a.m. and he is still carpet cruising. i saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees….so sad
a lesbian that repeatedly performs oral s-x on other women, as if driven to. an excessive ‘c-rp-t m-nch-r.’
megan: wow, that stacy’s a real carpet cruiser.
emily: yeah i know, she was over last night.
megan: she was at your place, too? wow.
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