Carpet Fairies
a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who’s records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written doc-ment on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such…
were these ghosts of the future? was it saddam hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don’t know. i don’t know. no one knows. but they are the carpet fairies. the carpet fairies are out there somewhere.
and no, a carpet fairy is not a hip lesbian.
“have you heard the carpet fairies new alb-m?”
“no.”
“yeah, me neither.”
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