carpet farting
a carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you’re running or walking. the name is a variant from united states armed forces term “carpet bombing”. a carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. the phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
a carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!
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