Hooterologist


a self proclaimed expert in the study of hooters.

hooterology
the hooterologist squeezed her b–bs while saying “honk honk”.

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  • Jean Underwear

    denim shorts that are so short, they might as well just be denim underwear. d-mn! i could see that b-tch’s -ss cheeks ‘cuz she was wearing jean underwear.

  • Kokowum

    the man who wants to, and later does, marry pocahontas. (i probably spelt it wrong, sorry to any native americans/native people who can correct me on the spelling. i also don’t wish to be ) chief powhatan: kokowum has asked to seek your hand in marriage. pocahontas: ..marry kokowum? flit: -mhmm mhmm!- meeko: -disgusted noise-

  • Koliha

    to give a long -n-logy that is almost confusing or off topic. chamber singers girl: did he just compare our performance to being hit by a car? concert choir boy: that’s so koliha.

  • Logo Soup

    a marketing/advertising technique comprised of a giant list or pile of logos… the giant pile of logos mashed up so tight that the onlooker cannot make out any single logo. see also sellout logo wh-r- logoholic that dude’s logo soup of out of control… his website is lookin’ like a nascar

  • log touching

    when a person puts their entire hand up the -ss of themselves or a recievong partner. looks like you’re into a little bit of the log touching aren’t you f-g.


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