Carpet Hungry
1. expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.
see also hungry like the wolf.
g-d dammit, i’m carpet hungry. why didn’t i get my last licks in when i got the chance?
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- LWJ
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