carpet muncher
a reference to a lesbian performing oral s-x on another woman.
he tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she’s a c-rp-t m-nch-r.
one that partakes in the licking and eating of the female s-x organ or p-ssy.
i find that i am a c-rp-t m-nch-r and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
a derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral s-x between lesbians.
there’s a pair of c-rp-t m-nch-rs.
she is a c-rp-t m-nch-r.
this is the act of carpet munching.
a female who performs oral s-x on other females
did you know jenna was a c-rp-t m-nch-r?
one who licks a girls v-g-n-,also called rug muncher
she is a c-rp-t m-nch-r
one who engages in c-nn-l-ng-s, or oral s-x by “eating out” a girl’s v-g-n-
barb is a major c-rp-t m-nch-r. she has her own carpet cleaning business.
lesbian
“tina’s a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her -ss.”
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