carpet munching
to eat a hairy p-ssy – to eat a shaved p-ssy it would be to “polish the floorboads”
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
c-n-l-ng-s, eating p-ssy
he enjoys carpet munching
a lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female’s pubic area (hence, “carpet”).
g-d, bridget is hot. but it turns out she’s just a carpet munching lesbian. no f-ck for me!
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