Carpet Pisser


a person (chinaman or not) who p-sses on a rug which may or may not “tie the room together”, thus rendering the rug useless.
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it’s a shame that the chinaman p-ssed on your rug, dude… it really tied the room together.

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brandt: he suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you’re in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.

dude: so he thinks it’s the carpet-p-ssers, huh?

brandt: well dude, we just don’t know.

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