carpet-punching
(v)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the v-g-n-. once you realize how disgusting her p-b-s are.
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long p-b-s. so you punch her in the v-g-n- really hard. leaving bruises.
and
to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the “carpet” before s-xual intercourse
ricardo: i carpet-punched meridith so hard last month she’s been in the hospital ever since
alberto: you’re such a hard -ss ricardo, i don’t know how you do it.
ricardo: i know dude. first sight of those p-b-s and i knew i was carpet-punching.
grant: holy sh-t someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
ricardo and alberto: man, thats just sick. we’re getting out of here. lets go punch some more carpet
(v) similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.
i was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so i punched started carpet-punching her.
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