carpet python


1. an australia breed of python native to the queensland region having markings which resemble an oriental carpet

2. the male member sliding into an unshaven v-g-n-
1. i have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. her p-ssy was really hairy, but i gave her the carpet python anyway

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