Carpet Stainer
when you pull-out and go to c-m on a girl’s belly, but your d-ck is too short and you end up c-ming on her carpet (p-b-s), and she can’t wash it out.
benny is such a carpet stainer… you should’ve seen kitty rinsing and repeating her p-b-s.
a partic-p-nt in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.
we hit that broad lois with 95% accuracy at last night’s bukkake, that carpet stainer chris was the only one to miss.
a man partic-p-ting in bukkake that has bad aim.
95% of us h-t betty at last night’s bukkake, that carpet stainer ted was the only one that missed.
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