Carpet Turd
little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. usually know to happen if you have flees. flee dirt, dust mites, dirt, etc.
(shane is laying on the floor)
bob: dude, i think i just got some f-cking carpet t-rds in my -ss crack!
henry: carpet t-rds?
bob: yeah man, carpet t-rds!
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