Carpeteer


a carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar aka (v-g-n- or p-ssy)

note: a bit of a cl-ssy lady
sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
one who eats carpet.
derogatory: i think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. what a carpeteer he be.

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