carpetfagger
(n) — an opportunist that makes money by capitalizing on the acceptance of glbt america, even though he or she was completely uninterested in glbt business in the past due to public opinion.
“that carpetf-gger wouldn’t cater a gay wedding last year, but now that the supreme court has opened up gay marriage, he sees he can make some real money!”
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