carpoohler


a self-centered scofflaw (“oh, pooh on letting families have their own lane!”) who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human p-ssengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.
carpoohlers are actually a double menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road — not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these i-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.

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