Carpool Monkey


a person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (hov) lane.
scott needs to be in la for a 10:00 am meeting. the trip from san diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. if he can find a carpool monkey, he can use the hov lane and cut his travel time in half.

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