carrier pigeon
a carrier pigeon is a cheating girlfriend who has two or more boyfriends that she gives oral s-x to on a regular basis, even only hours apart, thus kissing each boyfriend with a smattering of j-zz in her mouth from another boyfriend.
jp was pleasantly surprised to find brooke had been playing carrier pigeon when, during a kiss, she spat a creamy load of ryan’s j-zz into his mouth.
the coolest type of bird ever. they carry messages on their feet because they’re so cool. they’re basically n00bs that do stuff for you. a great example is shap. except for the fact that shap isn’t really really cool.
anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. pfft, texting is overrated.
buy a carrier pigeon.
example? a carrier pigeon!
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