fractafenestramphiliaphobia
the fear of people are s-xually attracted to broken windows.
“hey, lexi, someone broke our window, and he’s just standing there… oh, i think he’s–”
“stop, don’t tell me any more! think of my fractafenestramphiliaphobia!”
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