carrot eater
synonymous with “yankee” in the south
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you’re not rich out the -ss, usually “old money”
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. they’re bout the dumbest summab-tches on the planet.
everybody in the south hates them. especially the working cl-ss.
you know you’re a carrot-eater when you pr-nounce appalachia “ah-puh-lay-shuh”
francine bullingshire: oh look, sweetie! m-ffins my darling pomeranian made a doody!
any normal, well-rounded non–sshole: d-mn bunch of carrot-eaters. get a real dog.
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