Carrot Fingers


a condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. the end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
a hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or carrot fingers.

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