carrot fry
someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he’s a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.
person 1: hey, should we see if john wants to come with us to olive garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to barcelona?
person 2: nah, that guy is a total f-cking carrot fry.
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