landons dick
when landons d-ck gets big and pokes a hole in his pants and the p-n-s splits in half and the pee and c-m spills out eveyrwhere
o sh-t my d-ck frll off landons d-ck os h-t
when landons d-ck grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his d-ck and half with all the pee and cun spolling
its landons d-ck
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