Carrot Girl


a girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. she sleeps with every guy she can get and she “loves jesus” even though she hasn’t been to church a day in her life.
nate: dang that girl is hot!
-girl turns around-
nate: ew no shes orange!
bradley: shes a carrot girl!

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