Carrot Thistle
an unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man’s pink and white speckled p-n-s.
jenny: “so mich-lle, how was he in bed?”
mich-lle: “omg it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants i saw nothing but carrot thistle.”
jenny: “that’s disgusting, i think i just threw up.”
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