Carrot Tits


i stupidly pointy set of weapons. the kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of s-xual excitement. even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck ’em.
ste: ‘ere phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi’ wet stacey last neet??

phi: yeah, managed to yank her b–b tube down on’t bus but she had a right ‘orrid set of carrot t-ts!!

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