LBH


-short for “loser back home”.
-refers to expatriates (usually hailing from north america or europe)with low standards who create a completely different persona in their new country to cover for the fact that they are seen as complete douchebags back home.
-a characteristic lbh wears khaki pants/shorts, sandals with socks, and wife beaters. sometimes they may wear sungl-sses atop theirs heads, but never in the proper position.
-the lbh are increasing in number in many asian countries, specifically j-pan and china.
-they usually prey on asian girls with low self esteem to compensate for never getting laid back in their home countries.
native: look at that lbh, trying to take all of our women…

expat with sense: i’m ashamed for all westerners…
(let’s be honest) term used to put emphasis or great importance on whatever you are saying at that particular moment. usually the statement it is used in conjunction with is farely accurate and anyone that doesn’t listen should be b-tch slapped.
lbh, michael mcclintock, you heart fupas.
lbh is simply a loose b-tthole. it is used to describe some one that is being a douche and thinking he or she is the sh-t.
c.j. (ginger): yeah well i f-cked your mother last night.

dalton: is it just me or is c.j. being a lbh?

travis: yeah, he definitely needs to tighten up.
abbreviation for ‘let’s be honest’ origination from kunaal sachdeva.
who isn’t john davis, lbh.
leaking b-tt hole syndrome
aka: l.a.s (leaking -n-s syndrome)
the leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as “swamp -ss” this affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words “authentic mexican food” in the name. other causes are “house of thai” or any food with the word “jerked” in it. onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. symptoms include wetness around the -n-s followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. most cases are accompanied with “fire hole” and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. there are very few treatments for l.b.h.s the best solution is prevention. treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an -ss maxipad. prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of cr-ppy beer. if there is a chance you will get l.b.h.s make sure you are not going “commando” this will lead to awkward social issues. “swamp -ss” is the most severe case of l.b.h.s and is caused by the mixture of l.b.h.s and heavy sweating. most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the south and answer to the name “rooster” or “skeeter”
watch out “skeeter” went to that new mexican resturant now he’s got l.b.h.s..

wow, that was good jerked chicken i hope i don’t get l.b.h.s..

you smell that? he’s got l.b.h.s
legit bare/bear hands. having bare hands while making a claw hand, or having actual hollowed out bear hands on. also a reference to the movie swingers.
did you see john? that dude has lbh.
acronym for the commonly used term “lets be honest”
topic: looks dont matter
response: l.b.h.

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