carrot topped
1. senseless pummeling of one’s -ss using an orange edible taproot.
2. having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your -ss.
related form: carrot topping
a. 19th century amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
awww sh-t! i know i’mma get carrot topped for skipping school last thursday.
to get f-cked in the -ss by a red headed male
i wouldn’t mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie david caruso!
to lose a fight to a ginger haired male that used to be small/weedy in high school, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. said beefcake lost all credits of being cl-ss clown.
“wow, chaz was so popular in school… i bet he didn’t see himself being carrot topped by schleprock malone 10 years ago”
“oh my g-d, that ugly f-cking ginger haired freak was carrot topping that m-f-!”
carrot-topped: is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her p-ssy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
d-ck loved being “carrot topped” by jane every time aunt flow came to town.
jane loved to give all the boys “carrot tops” once a week every month.
to send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff carrot top.
me: hey man, need cheering up? check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
you: oh man that is horrible, i hate you!
me: you have just been carrot topped!
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