carrot tree
a tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. when you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.
at dawn, my dad and i get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.
because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
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