Carrot Twat


an often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the v-g-n-l context of ones body. this is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers–particularly men–and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
i’d rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my d-ck in her unshaved carrot tw-t.

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