carrot

the annoying directioners. normally between the ages of 8-12. a new directioner. a directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word “p-ssy” but carrots will automatically be like “ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!”
girl 1: here’s a spoon for your soup
girl 2: oh my god karen, you’re so stupid, i can’t use a spoon! liam has a fear of spoons so i do to
girl 1: stop being such a carrot
fans of one direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. in public.
carrot: i dont eat with spoons cause liam doesnt!!!!!!1! vas happenin! i eat carrots!!!11!
me: please shut up.
an orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.
child: “mum, i’m done with dinner”
mom: “did you eat your carrots?”
child: “no i dont like them.”
mom: “the will help you see in the dark.”
child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent “p-n-s”. available in various lengths and circ-mferences. some have enticing “b-mpies” on them for extra stimulation. best washed and dried before use (who knows where they’ve been !) similar to zuchini, cuc-mbers,leeks.
when she has to come home alone on sat-rday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cuc-mbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
“i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons”

“i love carrots”

“they’re all straight”
a strong vegetable farmed in w-lly wonka’s factory. he gets them from a select few of very strong oompa loompas that have d-cks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. they cut off their peni and dry them out and give them to w-lly wonka. then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new p-n-s and the cycle starts again. w-lly wonka then sends -ssloads of these peni to mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. now you know the full truth about carrots. also, ranch dressing is oompa loompa c-m, and lettuce is their p-b-s. carrot juice is shredded oompa loompa p-n-s and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen oompa loompa peni.
oh man! i accidentally ate a still-wet oompa loompa d-ck! it is really soggy! carrots are lesbian food!
a orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin k (good for your eyes, i think)
and is used as a d-ld-,
and used to teach naive girls how to give bjs.
carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.