carrotigits
orange-ish yellowing of the body from beta carotene saturation, noticeable in the digits of the hands, fingertips, that occurs from eating too many carrots.
“no, her fingers weren’t orange from nicotene, jaundice, or self-tanner stains; poor girl had carrotigits from eating carrots for a few days.”
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