carrotman


is a gay giant carrot who wears tights.
carrotman is gay and works at maccas.
a mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.
holy sh-t theres carrot in my vomit! that darn carrot man must of put it there, i don’t eat carrot!

gah the carrot man ravaged my vomit! now its littered with carrots

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