Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard)
no one actually knows what it is. but it’s only legal in guam. it requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. if you get caught doing this you’re blown. literally! you’re getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.
carsick flamingo=bad-ss
bro 1: “why are you in prison again?”
bro 2: “i’m too embarr-ssed to explain. i was doing the carsick flamingo (aka scott levengard) with my girl on the side (don’t tell my gf!)”
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