Carson Daily
the worst talk-show host out there.
g-d d-mn it, carson daily can’t host, he sucks on -ss!
a)the keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)the pathetic poster boy of mtv ignorance
c)the reason for the mute b-tton
“when i grow up i want to be just like carson daily….homeless”
see douchebag
when recently being interviewed by conan o’brien, carson daily admitted (…i’m just a douchebag) yet nbc (which stands for nothing but cr-p) can’t admit this and flush this douche juice!
an annoying jack-ss that no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. he thinks that he is funnier then h-ll, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his cr-ppy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.
even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on cr-ppy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like the tonight show and late night.
he is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. his jokes are f-cking stale like sh-t.
he trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from conans show to his, and left the tv on.
i hate him, you should hate him too.
carson daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
that gay -ss nose ring he so proudly sports
your not really “cool” unless you have a carson daily.
a super freeeek dude
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