carson


name given to someone that is the pimp hand of g-d.
i am the mother f-cken carson.
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a boy who’s charming, cute, lovely, and adorable. he charms you with every word that comes out of his mouth. he will love you till the end of time no matter what. he is the greatest boyfriend in the world and every girl that p-sses him up is missing out on something and someone amazing.
person a: “awe i love my boyfriend so much! he is sch a carson!”

person b: “aweee! you are so lucky! i wish a had a boyfriend who was like a carson!”
quite possibly one of the chillest people you’ll ever meet. easy to be friends with, level headed, sweet, fun to be around, and too legit to quit. if you ever get the privilege of meeting a carson get to know them
carson is the coolest, ever
he is everything you would want. he has some flaws but the good out weights the bad. he is charming and loving but can be a d-ck at times. he has a great personality and is great with women. you would be lucky for a carson to be in your life.
whats the name of the great guy i met the other week, oh! you are talkin about carson.
generally a kick-ss name for a girl. carson’s are absolutely beautiful. everything they do is absolutely adorable. they mess up sometimes, but it’s cute when they do. they’re also popular, and naturally have the most beautiful eyes ever. also, one of the smartest people you will ever meet. they’re strong in all subjects, especially science. every girl envys a carson. and all guys want a carson. they are amazing girlfriends. and amazing friends. they will never leave your side. they aren’t afraid to stick up for people, especially loved ones. if a carson sees you getting picked on, even if she doesn’t know you, she will defend you. a girl like this can keep you entertained for hours. once you meet or see a carson, she’ll never leave your mind. she will leave a footprint on your heart. she is very funny, and loves to joke around. she loves to laugh. and while at it, has a very, very adorable laugh. she is shy at first, and will keep to themselves. but, once you become her friend, she is very outgoing. athletic, but not overly athletic. all guys are jealous of her boyfriends/ best friends. they wish they were them. not all guys will admit it, because they are shy. but, every guy who has known a carson well, has liked them at least once.
guy; “man, look at that beautiful girl over there. she looks amazing. i want to talk to her.”
guy 2;” you’ll have some compet-tion, that’s a carson.”
guy;” wow! a carson would never go for a guy like me.”
guy 2;” don’t be so negative, carson is a very outgoing, funny, nice, accepting girl. she’ll definitely accept you as a friend.”
an amazing guy with blue eyes. he is nice, sweet, funny, and really hot. he lies sometimes, but all of his qualities makes the bad things about him go away.
jessica: “i met a guy today, and he was such a carson!”
kelly: “your so lucky!”
jedi pimp and with lots of money and is pwnagely awsome
hot chick “your such a carson” “awsome person(((drinks beer and says i know ;)”

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