Carsoning
in honor of ben carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
i have a bad knack of carsoning, i’ve fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.
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