Cartersville


a piece of cr-p town defined by its number of waffle houses, quant-ty of inbreeding, guests on jerry springer and substandard educational system both in-town and in-county. consider taking a raft to cuba before moving here.
holy cr-p. i’m in cartersville where wayne knight is probably the most successful former resident. time to drink my juice (bleach).
2 more definitions
the most -ss-backwards, redneck city in the redneck state of georgia.
man! that guy’s over there humping his sister! he must be from cartersville!
the coolest city in the world. located in georgia; the peach state.
loser: hey kid.
cool kid: hey loser.
loser: where are you from?
cool kid: cartersville.
loser: wow.

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