CartLady


the crack head lady you see pushing a stolen grocery cart with all fo her b elongings…talking to herself.
that cart lady is on crack.
someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. the cartlady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.
once again joe reminded me of the time i borrowed him a black t-shirt. that was six months ago! what a cartlady!

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