Cartman’s Mom
cartman’s mom (n): the sk-nkiest hoe in south park.
while trying to find his father, young eric cartman finds himself in a bar and shortly later finds out that everyone in the bar had slept with his mother.
she or he or rather it, is the biggest wh-r- in south park and when she isn’t making a p-rno film or at a photo shoot for a p-rno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son eric. i say it because cartman’s “mom” is actually cartman’s dad because she or it is a hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.
kyle: oh sick dude it’s some german p-rn site.
stan: is it cartman’s mom?
cartman: (very p-ssed off) hey thats not very funny!
kyle: (in shock (for some odd reason)) dude it is cartman’s mom!
cartman: (also in shock)
liane cartman is often referred to as cartman’s mom, but the ident-ty of cartman’s real mom is unknown. in south park: episosde 202, “cartman’s mom is still a dirty sl-t”, it is revealed that liane cartman is actually eric cartman’s father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. to this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of cartman is.
the ident-ty of cartman’s mom is unknown; the person often referred to as cartman’s mom is liane cartman, a hermaphrodite who is eric cartman’s biological father.
a.) someone who has s-x with everyone.
b.) eric cartmans mom from south park
a.) girl: i heard mich-lle had s-x with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she f-cked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman’s mom!
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