a completely unbelievable f-ckup. something previously only seen or possible in animated fiction.
the trump whitehouse is a cartoon f-ckup.
1. a year 7 kid who does all b-ttons up on his blazer 2. another word used indecently for dumb-ss 1. year 7 kid: h-llo other kid: why are all your b-ttons done up on your blazer year 7 kid: idk other kid: nammal 2.jonny: ‘runs into a wall’ bob: jonny m8, you’re a bl–dy […]
- b*tch relax
to tell someone after they got f-cked to be cool a: aahhhhhh! f-ck you! b:b-tch relax
a guy who’s really athletic and cute, but he can falsely believe he’s “rowdy”. his heart is full of gold and can shotgun a beer in seconds wow, that guy sure looks like a jasluv.
- the mandela effect
contrary to popular belief. the mandela effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding. the mandela effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: shazaam featuring sinbad. it was actually kazaam featuring shaq.) the name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 […]
to mimic more than one animal/specie by either sound and/or gestures creating a “zoo like” environment. after hearing a comedian make sounds of birds and animals. someone comments: “now that was a great zooalific performance”. honey you’re stressed out ! go take a zooalific test drive ! (in other words “go make weird animal noises”)