Cartoon Ugly
when someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person
joe: hey frito, would you bang rita?
frito: no way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!
joe: yeah man, and i heard the warner brothers gave her the eiffel tower too…
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