cartouche bag
someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
i used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
a term coined by stephen colbert
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
stephen colbert- were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?
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