carve a shark
defecating, dropping a big t-rd, dropping the kids off at the pool. so named for the tail left above the water, after you’ve sculpted your brown water-dwelling silent killer.
“those street tacos are tearing me up, i’m gonna go carve a shark.”
when you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.
dude, after eating that burrito, i have to go carve a shark!!
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