the worst imaginable way to spend your free time. while you are stuck at home/office/library doing it, all your friends are out living and having a good time. all you get to show for it is grey hair, no hair, zero sleep and ruined relationships. when you are finally finished it, you don’t even get a congratulations or a piece of paper that says you did it.
jill – hey jack! i haven’t seen you in ages! let’s hang out…we’re all going to -insert anything awesome here-, you wanna come along!?! it’s going to be the best.
jack – i’m stuck doing f-ck-ng casb all night…if you have a cyanide pill you could spare i’d appreciate it. have fun enjoying life with your substantially shorter work hours and much greater salary.
when something is silly and hilarious at the same time and you can’t make up your mind on which word you want to say, this word is most likely to naturally come out of your mouth. tim: “you must like getting spanked farley, i guess it runs in the family.” jillian: “ha! that was sillarious! […]
a man who has perfected his skills in the areas of box management and facial stimulation. not to be confused with a husbanderman, who has not. my life has really improved since the addition of the f-ckerman.
term to describe the newly developed museum entrance feature comprised of a stairway + ada/stroller ramp + amphitheater. the term was coined during the planning and development of a multi-acre outdoor expansion of the natural history museum of los angeles county. the strampitheater allows visitors to make the 9′ elevation transition between the street level […]
an adjective describing whether someone is a f-ckface or not. “yes, he is somewhat f-ckfacious”
- baseball bat size
a very large “superking” cigarette or feg “mate… you’re smokin f-cken baseball bats”