Case Math
a form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the cl-ssroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. when splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of keystone light or busch light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.
it’s been theorized that case math is the only form of math that’s actually worth two f-cks.
ed: just picked up a 30 rack! you, alex, and i are splitting it.
-you and alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers-
or
-ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.-
ed: hey, i’m gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?
you: sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and alex are still drinking our 10. and you’d better close, too.
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