Casey LaMaster


1) the act of ensuring that you have no possible chance at taking things to next level from a physical standpoint.

2) using irrelevant conversational topics to struggle your way through every one on one exchange of words with the opposite s-x.

also known as the “sure friend”
guy 1: hey man, i saw you over there talking to that girl! did you get her number?

guy 2: i tried, but…. i asked her what kind of transmission her car had, and i totally casey lamaster’d myself!

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