cash point cripple

an micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an atm regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

parking next to an atm without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.
bert: observe the chav with the iq reducer and gti parked outside the bank. clearly a cash point cripple
gert: t-ss-r
an able-bodied person who uses a disabled parking spot that is unoccupied close to a atm ( called a ‘cashpoint’ in britian )
i was grabbing some cash but was stuck behind some cashpoint cripple that parked in the handicap spot and ran in front of me….

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