someone who is very wealthy
“bill gates is cashed as f-ck”
a guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke. after karate derrick came over and proctored all over my house. it took hours to clean up that mess. a person who ruins a joke by explaining why […]
a fancy name for a person that has access to google and who’s job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves. concierge: thank you for calling concierge services, how can i help you? mr. smith: i’m flying into […]
- casual ratchet
basically, you have a chill, lay back day with a possibility of it getting turnt up and getting ratchet. speedy’s having one of those “casual ratchet days ain’t she!?
- fabric swallower
when a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. e.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc… wow, check out that girl with obi! that’s a real fabric swallower she’s got there!
a fake musical term you can use when talking to a musician to p-ss them off/make them laugh. it is a cross between the words “mixolydian” and “locrian”, which are two different modes in music theory. music teacher: can someone name one of the modes? student: mixolocrian! music teacher: oh your real funny aren’t you? […]