Cashmere sweater


cashmere sweater: the act of having good s-x with someone you’re not dating.

cashmere tuxedo: the act of having the best s-x with someone you’re not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you’re not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having ok s-x with someone you’re not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having s-x with multiple people you’re not dating in the same day
craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!
a fat chick with hair on her lower back
dude i got that chicks shirt off and her back looked like a cashmere sweater!

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